Poll Indicates Need to Punish Unvaccinated at Christmas
Numbers don't lie, people do
The World Health Organization last week supported claims that anti-vaccine activism has now become a major killing force globally. This analysis is supported by the latest statistics and those concerned that the public has not been fully inoculated and indoctrinated.
Another report showed that the unvaccinated were involved in the majority of highway accidents, particularly involving pedestrians. They may face higher auto insurance rates and further isolationist protocols.
These recently reported stories initiated the latest poll by ProveUrPoint Stats, Inc. — revealing the riskiest activities of the unvaccinated. The study was funded by the Educational Pharma Consortium, a very independent research organization, and the news media conglomerate, Only Trust Us, formed to ensure conformity of all mainstream reporting.
The comprehensive analysis of over 8 billion people absolutely confirms that the unvaccinated are resisting government interference in their lives and are increasingly responsible for social unrest, terrorist acts, and the likelihood of a nuclear holocaust. The most troubling finding, worse than causing death and war, suggests the unvaccinated continue to resent politicians interfering with their personal health decisions.
This dangerous trend in thinking was described as “an imminent threat to normality” by the Foundation Assuring Corporate And Community Truth Alignment (FACACTA). In a news release, they stated, “Eliminating all opinions emanating from the unvaccinated camp is essential for maintaining order, the freedom to advertise any product, and unrestricted consumerism.”
FACACTA president, I.M. Aliar, was unavailable for comment, as he is in critical condition in a hospital ICU after suffering an attack of HCIM — Holiday-Cookie-Induced Myocarditis. Medical experts believe this is a new condition caused by the increasing number of unvaccinated patients who celebrate the holidays without any protection from viral infections.
Dr. Thorny Fraudley, the executive director of the Gotchya Institute, where dangerous viruses are secured to ensure they don’t cause pandemics, responded to the new data. He said, “This is an extremely risky situation, particularly during the holidays. Even the most stringent controls aren’t forcing people to conform. We need to find permanent ways to repress individuality and independent thinking. Unvaccinated subjects certainly can’t be allowed to celebrate Christmas — and absolutely prohibited from eating cookies.”
Fraudley is now developing a new generation of viruses that are enhanced by vaccines. He remarked, “Real-world data and modern science have confirmed that the increasing opposition to vaccination is leading to the risk of enhanced viruses from laboratories escaping out into the general population.”
The ProveUrPoint data suggests a majority of unvaccinated people admit to trusting the disinformation about vaccine risks and damage. They shape their opinions from stories disseminated by websites and individuals who regularly publish information that is not from network news. The non-profit think tank, The Center for Organizing News Narratives (CONN), has confirmed this finding.
CONN recently published The Misinformation Millions, a report that identifies the growing alliance of intellectuals intent on defying the news media, and who are the major influencers in the anti-vaccine movement.
In commenting on the new study, Ucann Bymee, the director of CONN, stated that the unvaccinated never get their facts from mainstream media. Bymee said, “They believe criminal and disgruntled sources of conspiracy theories. What really sets them apart is clear: the unvaccinated rely on sources that are spreading ideas developed without any support from authoritative corporations.”
Representatives of Only Trust Us, the major funders of CONN and the ProveUrPoint study, confirmed that Bymee’s statements have been fact-checked by the Educational Pharma Consortium and are available free for websites and TV stations condemning the unvaccinated. (This week all news feeds also come with a free case of Holiday cookies from the Educational Pharma Consortium).
Many of the unvaccinated that were polled in the study, had received an inoculation less than two weeks before the data was retrieved, and were unable to answer the questionnaire because of physical or mental difficulties. Pollsters kindly completed forms for them.
The ProveUrPoint report showed that those who have been vaccinated are more likely to test themselves daily for viral infections, keep the latest contact tracing app on their phones and report risky contagious behavior to authorities. It was assumed the unvaccinated didn’t comply with any essential protocols, so they were not asked about them.
Statistics were adjusted according to the most scrupulous retrieval standards and practices, with a polling margin of error of approximately 115%.
Perhaps of most concern, the data reveals that the people who are refusing vaccination are also encouraging others to reject any inoculations as a New Year’s resolution.
Data experts agree that the way to raise the percentage of people who are getting vaccinated is by not including the unvaccinated in any future analysis.
Fraudley confirmed that obtaining more favorable numbers could only be accomplished by implementing a final solution for those who refused vaccination, saying, “One day our patience will end and we will need to shut the mouths of the lying unvaccinated. These non-compliant, deviant, disease-ridden individuals should be sent to quarantine camps. They will be given a heavy dose of an unsafe and very effective, toxic virus from our lab. We will reveal how little natural immunity they had and their demise will demonstrate how dangerous they were to society. This is the only way to ensure the proportion of unvaccinated individuals will decrease,” adding, “and a happy new year to everyone who has gotten the latest booster.”
Editor’s Note: Responses to the content of this article from anti-vaccine representatives were deleted after an objective review and edit by Only Trust Us.
An apology to those who don't find this piece humorous. At times, for anyone who is barraged either on a personal or public level (or both) with the developments of our world, satire is a balm. Hopefully some readers will share this sentiment. Celebrating or not, best of everything to all.
It's true, I had a person bump into my new car with a shopping trolley. Turns out they were unvaccinated. They are so selfish.