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D. Marks's avatar

An apology to those who don't find this piece humorous. At times, for anyone who is barraged either on a personal or public level (or both) with the developments of our world, satire is a balm. Hopefully some readers will share this sentiment. Celebrating or not, best of everything to all.

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Andrew Stuart's avatar

Humorous? It's bleedin' hilarious. Perhaps a little close to the mark for the comfort of some.

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Granny62's avatar

Satire, indeed, is balm. And satire, just like comedy, must have a ring of truth to be good!

Thank you for a funny, albeit tragic, read on New Year’s Eve! You owe no one an apology!

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Brad0's avatar

It's true, I had a person bump into my new car with a shopping trolley. Turns out they were unvaccinated. They are so selfish.

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Lorin Hart's avatar

Hilarious, thank you.

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OldLightHouse's avatar

Toe the line friend. Your humorous, free thinking, creative spirit will not be tolerated in a world where WE will tell you what is both true and funny. Expect a visit from one of our agents.

Yours Sincerely

The ministry of truth

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Hmm's avatar

Did I read this correctly: "implementing a final solution for those who refused vaccination"

The "Final Solution" was the term used by the Nazi regime to refer to their plan to exterminate the Jewish people during World War II. This plan was implemented in stages, with the first being the systematic persecution of Jews and the passing of discriminatory laws against them. The next stage involved the transport of Jews to concentration camps, where they were subjected to forced labor, medical experimentation, and mass murder. The Final Solution was a key part of the Holocaust, which resulted in the deaths of six million Jews, as well as millions of others deemed undesirable by the Nazi regime, including Romani people, homosexuals, disabled individuals, and political dissidents. The atrocities committed during the Holocaust are widely regarded as some of the worst crimes against humanity in history.

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Granny62's avatar

How many words did it take until you realized? Embarrassingly, I got all the way to “ FACACTA president, I.M. Aliar…”

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Gene Kaye's avatar

As with most of the manifested phenomena in today's elitist supremacist fantasy camp, the satire is barely distinguishable from the object of the satire.

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Ptm's avatar

This is satire I think…I hope

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Ann Bissett-Strahl's avatar

Love it.

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PH's avatar

Sadly, this is pretty close to how the pro-Fauci camp thinks.

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sarkosiaunbound's avatar

I needed a laugh.

False lead after opening with the actuarial discrimination though.

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liewelotta@gmail.com's avatar

I think you meant to write "Non-Think Profit Tank"

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Simon Clarkeu's avatar

You had me going for a moment there! It's what I hear when they open their mouths. Great stuff! Merry Christmas. Take care David

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Free Lemming's avatar

Unvaccinated and isolating at home this Xmas, so I don't infect others with my good health.

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Martin Cowper's avatar

Merry Festivus to one n all. Peace n love to all, even the v@xxed

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Pere Fouan's avatar

FACACTA! Acronym of the year!

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